Item #: ss-beachbum
Beach Bum Beach Sign
Every beach town has at least one. You know -- the "Good Time Charlie" with the bleached blonde hair, perfect tan, hot chicks following him around, glazed look in his eyes, and no visible means of support. Sometimes his daddy has money and sometimes he has a Sugar Mamma footing the bills. You may eye him with disdain, but you secretly envy him for floating through life without a lick of responsibility.
This sign would be lots of fun in a beach bachelor pad or man cave. Or pair it with a "beach bunny" sign to designate "his" and "her" areas -- like over each side of the bed, above twin bathroom sinks, or on the doors to separate closets, etc. If We don't have a "beach bunny" sign listed, but made a note in the Comments section of your order and we will take care of it!
Our artist carefully cuts this sign with a scroll saw from half inch plywood and haphazardly paints it to have a distressed "been hanging outside on the porch for the last 40 years" look. She sanded it just enough to keep you from getting splinters without diluting the nice, rustic texture of the wood. She uses an exterior latex paint and you can choose to add a sealer so you can hang it in the sun and rain. The sealing coat adds a slight gloss to the finish. Hanger(s) included.
Order as shown (sky blue) or indicate your color preference.
"beach" is 21" wide by 4.75" tall, bum" is 16" wide by 4.75" tall.
Made in 3 weeks.
Custom made for you. Not eligible for return or exchange. Please view our return policy for details. Ships USPS ground.