Item #: ss-flounder
My Love Won't Flounder Beach Sign Available in May
Anybody can say it with flowers, but it takes someone really special to say it with a flounder! So if the love of your life has a quirky sense of humor (and a basic knowledge of common fish species) surprise him/her with this unique gift.
This sign is almost too silly for words -- but obviously not silly enough to stop me from making it. And for once, our artist can't take credit (or blame) for such a goofy idea. When she told her husband she was trying to think up some coastal/fish/beach-themed valentines, the first thing that popped out of his mouth was "My love won't flounder." It makes us laugh, and we wouldn't have thought of it in a million years.
Our artist carefully cuts this sign from half inch plywood with a scroll saw, and paints it to have a distressed "been hanging outside on the porch for the last 40 years" look. She sands it just enough to keep you from getting splinters without diluting the nice, rustic texture of the wood. Hangers included.
Order as shown (flamingo and sky blue) or indicate your color preference in the options area.
The words and heart part of the sign is approximately 20" wide x 6.5" tall. The flounder is approximately 14" wide x 8.25" tall.
Made in 3 weeks.
Custom made for you. Not eligible for return or exchange. Please view our return policy for details. Ships USPS ground.