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Bitchin' Kitchen Crab Wood Art Beach Sign
Bitchin' Kitchen Crab Wood Art Beach Sign
Bitchin' Kitchen Crab Wood Art Beach Sign
Bitchin' Kitchen Crab Wood Art Beach Sign
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Item #: ss-kitchencrab

Bitchin' Kitchen Crab Wood Art Beach Sign

$129.00
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Product Description

Looking for kitchen art that really makes a statement? In this case it can actually make several statements, even if they are a bit rude. Lets face it, crabs aren't known for their pleasant dispositions and this one is no exception.

Our Bitchin' Kitchen Crab comes with your choice of two speech balloons.

Select any two of the 5 crabby comments or choose one comment and the blank chalkboard balloon to use for your own messages -- for example "Take out the garbage!" or "Who left an empty milk jug in the fridge?" Change out the speech balloons when the spirit moves you.

Our artist carefully cuts the crab and speech balloons out with a scroll saw from half inch plywood and haphazardly paints them to have a distressed, "been hanging outside on the porch for the last 40 years" look. She sands everything just enough to keep you from getting splinters without diluting the nice, rustic texture of the wood. She used an exterior latex paint, but if you plan to hang them outside, order the waterproofing. NOTE: the chalkboard balloon cannot be water proofed. Hanger(s) included.

Order only as shown (flamingo pink crab with shell pink stripes, and flamingo pink balloon with white type). The speech balloons and the sayings on them are available only as shown.

Crab: Overall size is 23" wide x 19.5" high

Speech Balloons: 16" wide x 8.5" high

Estimated Ship Date

Made in about 3 weeks.

Shipping & Returns

Custom made for you. Not eligible for return or exchange. Please view our return policy for details. Ships USPS ground.
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Bitchin' Kitchen Crab Wood Art Beach Sign
Bitchin' Kitchen Crab Wood Art Beach Sign
ITEM # SS-KITCHENCRAB
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